Ooops..I'M NOT SURE...TAGGED,BAGGED,FRAGGED,SLAGGED & LABLED....Oh Shit!!....Ghod Damn it!!..Everybody has Tagged me,Deep breath,bend over clutch ankles and cough!...Vlada, using phrases unprintable under current law,gets banned from networking sites for refusing to divulge himself fully to protect his privacy,and has had many false accusations thrown at him out of jealousy and refused all requests to write a letter of introduction for his page once. However, a curious accident involving a Windows XP bug and a freeware Jewish Calendar program caused the following bio-sketch to fall through a tiny perforation in the time continuum. As far as we can tell, it was (will be?) written in the year 2066 or so by a young scholar whose first book Vlada's Universal Offerings has had the occasion to read the first few pages of, then use as a liner for a cat litter box,then went on with further Raven Rants that took off with a roar and thought this fragment informative enough to include here:...."Vlada appears a curmudgeonly old soul who, when he is not kicking Butts in a mosh pit or correcting copies of his writings with white twink ink, spends most of his time in the garden wearing a filthy, floppy karki sun-hat and deliberately frightening neighborhood children by barking obscenities and waving his arms about his head,making them think hes a sea gull gone mad or more,rolls on the floor at the local toy store,playing,fantasy realms with lego and action figures with the kids, while there mothers do their shopping in peace...:The last surviving member of his university class, he has become its? secretary by default and takes keen, cackling delight in filling group pages with long, rambling, and nauseatingly explicit tales about the state of his colon...to Religious beliefs, He is past one hundred years old in wisdom at times, from the look of him not so still just a big kid, and gleefully anticipates "outliving the last of the baby-boomers' obnoxious, overindulged spawn." Any rumors regarding his underlying benevolence or other redeeming human qualities should be viewed with deep suspicion." less...My hobbies & interests: Playing and making music,singing,performing on stage, writing lyrics,poetry,digital photography,making reproduction French Provencal furniture, non-Hollywood movies, alternative media, social networking....My dislikes: Drama queens; intellectual incuriousity; people who rely on 'intuition' alone while ignoring facts, logic, empiricism and quantifiable proof;My questions friends: "Sorry, was there something you were after?"...."Would you like a drink?"...."Where can I get some decent sushi in your neighbourhood?"...."Have you seen today's newspaper?"...."If you went camping with a friend overnight and you woke up with cold sores around your mouth and a condom hanging out of a bodily orifice, and grass stains on your knees,would you tell anyone?"..."Really?"....."Do you want to come camping next weekend?...."Yes I'm a joker big time,all in good fun...Keywords: A mystery surrounded by a conundrum within an enigma...VLADA!!.....

"I am an excitable person who only understands life lyrically, musically, in whom feelings are much stronger as reason. I am so thirsty for the marvelous that only the marvelous has power over me. Anything I can not transform into something marvelous, I let go. Reality doesn't impress me. I only believe in intoxication, in ecstasy, and when ordinary life shackles me, I escape, one way or another. No more walls."I am what I am and I am one In the form of a man who will always be biologically younger than his actual age (blame the anti-aging DNA)... I love to learn, exercise, and help people to what ever they need to realize to wake up, I'm not necessarily the end result of my past... I'm more like the current result of the beginning of my future. I'm always planning something. I like to think of my life as a set of a big Puzzle laid out in a complex, intricate, and yet marvelous design; with each individual pieces of that universal Puzzle specifically laid into place, while simultaneously representing a particular stage in my Eternal Life. The more I grow, the more I learn, the more the design starts to unfold and take shape... as my purpose and direction becomes more clear to me. This on going process remains synonymous with that which I am that I am, and I am ONE & balanced though I am a celestial being and I'm living a human existence...in an on going process....~V~